Summer Slayage and Bugeoning Patriotism

So Aislinn killed an earwig for me today.... and the kids kept singing the following tune every time we passed a flag on the way home from the mechanic's:

Should old acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the grand old flag

Which at some point turned into:

Keep your eye on the big fat flag

And later:

Keep your eye on the stinky flag

Quinton was the one to point out that this was probably disrespectful. But he kept singing it.

So that's been my day. :)